The Soloist

Currently a resident of Astoria, NY.

I love tumblr and tumblr loves me.
liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"


oh. my. god. It’s perfect. Instant reblog. Instant. 

liamdryden:

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

oh. my. god. It’s perfect. Instant reblog. Instant. 

(Source: theplacethatevolutionforgot, via dakt37)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via a-child-at-heart-x)

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

(via sylveonismyqueen)

untrue-posts:

dropmycumberbritches:


Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”
Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.
The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.
The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.


This is called “I want a popular text post, and I think that if I make the source say CNN then people will just assume that it’s legit even though there’s no actual link to an article.”
This is a fake post. The source link is just a link to CNN’s main page, not to an article about anything like what OP describes. Go ahead, google the headline. The only result is this post. Try searching the story on CNN, where it supposedly came from. Again, you’ll come up empty.
If authorities were not naming the girl involved, a picture of her certainly wouldn’t accompany any article on the subject. In fact, that photo is of young Makayla McEvoy, an Australian girl, after she was attacked by a Kangaroo on New Year’s Day of 2012.
For some reason, dropmycumberbritches [EDIT: unlinked because they moved and someone took over the URL trying to sell you things] threw caution (and their integrity) to the wind and made something up, apparently thinking that nobody would take the time to check their story. While it’s very true that tumblr is full of incredibly gullible people, there are those who understand the virtue of fact checking posts like this before spreading them around.
But if I’m judging by the statements made by people who have already reblogged this post, the fact-checkers are vastly outnumbered by people who believe everything they read.
[EDIT: OP (who has since changed URLs) has now admitted that the story was a lie.]

untrue-posts:

dropmycumberbritches:

Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”

Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.

The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.

The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.

This is called “I want a popular text post, and I think that if I make the source say CNN then people will just assume that it’s legit even though there’s no actual link to an article.”

This is a fake post. The source link is just a link to CNN’s main page, not to an article about anything like what OP describes. Go ahead, google the headline. The only result is this post. Try searching the story on CNN, where it supposedly came from. Again, you’ll come up empty.

If authorities were not naming the girl involved, a picture of her certainly wouldn’t accompany any article on the subject. In fact, that photo is of young Makayla McEvoy, an Australian girl, after she was attacked by a Kangaroo on New Year’s Day of 2012.

For some reason, dropmycumberbritches [EDIT: unlinked because they moved and someone took over the URL trying to sell you things] threw caution (and their integrity) to the wind and made something up, apparently thinking that nobody would take the time to check their story. While it’s very true that tumblr is full of incredibly gullible people, there are those who understand the virtue of fact checking posts like this before spreading them around.

But if I’m judging by the statements made by people who have already reblogged this post, the fact-checkers are vastly outnumbered by people who believe everything they read.

[EDIT: OP (who has since changed URLs) has now admitted that the story was a lie.]

(Source: CNN)

pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

(via johanirae)

101st-analborne:

kankurette:

101st-analborne:

kankurette:

101st-analborne:

ricken-art:

Fanart: Erwin, Levi and Eren 02 - July 18, 2013


This post makes me think. If they got pissed off at you….
You’d come home to find that cat!Eren had trashed the whole house, including pissing on every item of electronics you own. The pièce de résistance would be the giant pile of cat shit in the center of your bed.
Cat!Levi would get into the pantry, tear open a bag of dried legumes, eat a few dozen of them, wait several hours, and take the foulest shit imaginable in the hope chest drawer containing your late grandmother’s vintage linens. When you yelled at him he wouldn’t react at all, just stare at you.
Cat!Erwin would be as affectionate to you as he ever was, even after he’d secretly climbed under the hood of your car and chewed your brake line apart.
While you were at work, cat!Armin would move things around and hide them on you. One or two things every day, never repeating the same objects from day to day. He’d sit on the windowsill and placidly watch you go crazier and crazier.
You’d wake up and find all the hamsters dead because cat!Hange had performed medical experiments on them.
(Addendum: I like how this post is sandwiched on my dash between two different cat posts by lord-kitschener. It’s too damn long for one of those “LOL DASH” screencaps.)

Cat!Mikasa would totally bring you lots of ‘presents’. And cat!Bertolt would piss everywhere.

Cat!Jean would follow you everywhere in the house and yowl at you, I think.
Cat!Connie would attempt to leap off a high piece of furniture onto your head, but would miss and land flat on his face. He wouldn’t even bother pretending it didn’t happen.
Cat!Sasha .. eh, too obvious.
Cat!Pixis would break into the liquor cabinet.

Cat!Pixis would also annoy the fuck out of the local pit bull in the hope it might eat him. 
Cat!Annie would claw the shit out of anyone who tried to pet her. All the toms in the neighbourhood would learn very quickly not to get on her bad side.

Cat!Annie would go after the pit bull. And the Rottweiler. And the German shepherd. And win.

101st-analborne:

kankurette:

101st-analborne:

kankurette:

101st-analborne:

ricken-art:

Fanart: Erwin, Levi and Eren 02 - July 18, 2013

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This post makes me think. If they got pissed off at you….

  • You’d come home to find that cat!Eren had trashed the whole house, including pissing on every item of electronics you own. The pièce de résistance would be the giant pile of cat shit in the center of your bed.
  • Cat!Levi would get into the pantry, tear open a bag of dried legumes, eat a few dozen of them, wait several hours, and take the foulest shit imaginable in the hope chest drawer containing your late grandmother’s vintage linens. When you yelled at him he wouldn’t react at all, just stare at you.
  • Cat!Erwin would be as affectionate to you as he ever was, even after he’d secretly climbed under the hood of your car and chewed your brake line apart.
  • While you were at work, cat!Armin would move things around and hide them on you. One or two things every day, never repeating the same objects from day to day. He’d sit on the windowsill and placidly watch you go crazier and crazier.
  • You’d wake up and find all the hamsters dead because cat!Hange had performed medical experiments on them.

(Addendum: I like how this post is sandwiched on my dash between two different cat posts by lord-kitschener. It’s too damn long for one of those “LOL DASH” screencaps.)

Cat!Mikasa would totally bring you lots of ‘presents’. And cat!Bertolt would piss everywhere.

Cat!Jean would follow you everywhere in the house and yowl at you, I think.

Cat!Connie would attempt to leap off a high piece of furniture onto your head, but would miss and land flat on his face. He wouldn’t even bother pretending it didn’t happen.

Cat!Sasha .. eh, too obvious.

Cat!Pixis would break into the liquor cabinet.

Cat!Pixis would also annoy the fuck out of the local pit bull in the hope it might eat him. 

Cat!Annie would claw the shit out of anyone who tried to pet her. All the toms in the neighbourhood would learn very quickly not to get on her bad side.

Cat!Annie would go after the pit bull. And the Rottweiler. And the German shepherd. And win.

(via literaryreference)